VIDEO: Awkward Miracle Face Rejuvenator

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Older people seem to constantly be searching for solutions to their sagging faces. Sadly, not everyone is down for the nip/stretch/lift/tuck/recover process. Some wrinkled folk put baby placenta on their visage, some peel it with chemicals, others have found solace in all natural products like Origins, and still more don’t do a darn thing. Well, creams and surgeries and wrinkles be damned: you your mom can now exercise your her face to firmness! Just like the lady in this video does for several excruciatingly awkward minutes with the Facial Flex.

Eating More Equals Wrinkles Less

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Ha, I know that was grammatically incorrect, but it’s true. The more you eat, the chubbier you are, the less wrinkles you have. Which makes sense when you look at Rachel Zoe.

Linda Wells, Defending Products That Don’t Work

Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student

Though I’m certainly not at any age to run to CVS and pick up some anti-aging products, this gotme a little angry. On the premiere of the documentary Youth Knows No Pain, on HBO last night, Allure editor Linda Wells came clean about these products.

Ms. Wells begins to explain though the products don’t actually do what you want, if they make you feel better then it’s not a bad thing to go purchase. Okay, I get the whole psychological aspect that she’s hinting at, but don’t say it’s not a bad thing to purchase a product that doesn’t work! It’s not like everyone thinks these are miracle products, but they had some faith in them. Well, maybe not anymore.

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