Here lie the ass-less chaps of which we speak. They're cheeky – not a far cry from a young Betsey Johnson or Vivienne Westwood. And they got people talking.

Jeremy busts a move into toward the Texas Tuxedo with jean on jean, however, in shapes anew. We're harking back to the overall, a natural progression on our 90's kick, but that chainmail bandana brings that garment to a new light.

In the most salable aesthetic of the show, he brings a southwestern feeling print into the colors we'll want for spring - sans brown undertones.

Desert-ready, the cacti and sunglass motif at least gave us something refreshing: it's

The middle fringe is a cool new way of envisioning the shape of fringe. The two on the outs prove not all that's gold, glitters.

You're giving too much cowbell here. No, we didn't think it was possible either. But dangling question marks off mesh? Studded fringed red leather dress? Fire emblazoned hot rods? (Okay, fine, look at Prada.) But the cow print beneath Barbie pink boob heart cutouts is weird enough, then he ends it with the Jersey-shore-ready bikini body trompe l'oeil sequins. So while there are lovely bits to this collection, it is insulated with a thick layer of kook. Which is just how Jeremy Scott likes it. There is just enough wearability within this show that he should do just fine with his ho's at the market. Well enough to show what literal theme he'll stab at next season.

Loving the Chanel ‘Take Away’ bag.

…walked down the beach with some sand in my kitty.”

PS: Please don’t judge our song writing skills!

She tries soo hard to be ugly!Image via Jezebel

What the heck is Rihanna wearing? At this point in the game, she’s trying so hard to remain a talked about celebrity, and fortunately for her, her style choices have kept her in the news. Especially with this outfit, which makes her look like a green flying squirrel.

Image via Just Jared

Rihanna at the 19th annual Echo Awards 2010 at Messe Berlin - Red carpet arrivals. Berlin, Germany - 04.03.2010 **Not available for publication in France** Credit: Ben Vogt/WENN.com

Seriously? Brace yourselves for this outrage!

Find more photos like this on ENVY. THE FASHION NETWORK

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

BERLIN - JANUARY 21: A model walks the runway at the Patrick Mohr Fashion Show during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Berlin Autumn/Winter 2010 at the Bebelplatz on January 21, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

I’m a happy tourist in the USA with my American flag shorts and my flip flops…but I’m also wearing a Public Enemy shirt so maybe I’m not a tourist because I don’t want people thinking I’m a terrorist…so maybe I’m just having a good time…but I’m also wearing a SARS/Swine Flu mask and that is NOT a good time…wait, I’m confused!!! Are those buttons on my do-rag?

This man is obviously in need of a little fashion clarification…what do you guys think?

LINK LOVE: Viceland

Not quite sure what went wrong here, but Annie Leibovitz or Anna Wintour really fucked up this month. Maybe Vogue couldn’t afford to get all of these actresses to this mountain beach scene at the same time (or at all?) so they thought photoshop would be a good alternative. The results? SO BAD. I’m thinking it was Anna, because Annie scored bigtime on the inside:

However, Annie Leibovitz is known for making composites, but normally they’re pretty believable. Who do you think is the culprit?

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

Rihanna stock has risen to style icon status but this look is plummeting as fast as the dow.While out in Paris for Fashion Week Rihanna stepped out in this see through mini dressed which revealed her chi chi’s and hoo haa.  RiRi I think you showed us enough from your camera phone flicks.

LINK LOVE

Some folks have taken their love of fashion to a whole new level by decorating their homes with dresses. Probably not as bad as my mom’s hairbrained attempt to frame travel tees back in the day, but equally quirky.

LINK LOVE: http://www.cultindie.com/xn/detail/2394740:BlogPost:80905

What the hell? Her head looks completely detached from her body.

LINK LOVE: Coco Perez

Who doesn’t want their ass to wink at everyone behind them? (except that owl, that kindof looks like you shit your pants)

Via Buzzfeed

That’s right indies, in case you haven’t heard, Perez Hilton launched his own fashion site (cocoperez.com)

What do you think about this? Do you think Perez has the capabilities of telling us already fashionable how to dress? It’s claimed to just be a celebrity style blog, but we are figuring soon enough Perez will try (and fail) to transform it into Fashion Indie because, well, we rule the internet when it comes to fashion.

Tell us what you think of this site. And the video that he wouldn’t give us the embed code to.

After being convinced by Corey and friends that going to Jersey with them was a good idea, we decided to go to the mall and see Bruno.  There were a plethora of zeroes to be found, but my phone wouldn’t let me capture them all. At least she matches? 

It’s not that I think this is a complete WTF, I just don’t really care about it one way or the other, but definitely wouldn’t wear a shirt that had bald barbies all over it.

SOURCE: Fabunfunded

Not sure if she has no idea what is going on, or that she just doesn’t care. Can’t say I’ll be doing this anytime soon.

SOURCE: Fashionising

This trend brings a new meaning to the phrase “business in the front, party in the back”. The 21st century version of the mullet may be called “the assless outfit” but it’s really more of a “useless outfit”. Who’s going to let you into their office wearing this? More importantly, who is going to wear it? This is one trend that I am definitely not going anywhere near!

SOURCE: Buzzefeed