In photo (1) Waris Ahluwalia and Johan Lindeberg, (2) Zachary Quinto and Simon Spurr, (3) Philip Crangi, and (4) Jamie Bochert and Michael Pitt.

Benny Tones feat. Mara —”Nevermind” (2010)

LINK LOVE:Re:Fresh Your Tux

Now if Zachary Quinto is not the most dapper dude in the room then I must be blind! Our favorite vulcan made his stylish arrival at the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on Monday, June 7th, 2010 in New York City.

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APPARENTLY THIS BLUE-EYED DEVIL’S NAME IS SIMON SPURR AND HE IS A DESIGNER. I AM TAKING THE SOURCE’S WORD FOR IT, BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE A WIKIPEDIA, SO THERE’S LIKE A 59% CHANCE HE DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST AND LAQUEENTO’S JUST WALKING AROUND WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OR SOMETHING.

BUT ANYWAY, THE 41% OF HIM THAT IS REAL IS MARRIED TO A WOMAN. WHO I HOPE KNOWS THAT HER HUSBAND'S RUNNING AROUND WITH SLUTTY MCSLUT SLUT HERE— CAUSE, DAMN, I WOULDN'T LEAVE MY MAN ALONE WITH LAQUEENTO, WOULD YOU? DUDE'S LIKE, A SEXUAL VOLCANO. ONE MINUTE HE'S ALL, “OOOPS I DROPPED MY PEN!” AND BENDS DOWN IN FRONT OF YOU, THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE MAKING OUT IN AN ALLEY AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL AND HE'S ALL, “WOW, THAT WAS SO WEIRD! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!” AND YOU'RE LIKE “OH, YOU.”

LIKE, LOOK AT THAT FACE. THE TITLE OF THIS PICTURE IS “OH, REALLY? THAT’S YOUR BOYFRIEND? WELL LET ME TELL YOU HONEY, HE WASN’T ~LAST NIGHT.” COLD. AS. ICE.

BUT OF COURSE, NOT EVERYONE THINKS HIS WHORING ABOUT IS SO PRESH….

THE POOR DEAR.
(OH HAY A JOHNNY CASH SONG JUST CAME ON MY ITUNES WITH THE LINE “I MISS THOSE BLUE EYES.” DAMN, EVEN MY ITUNES IS SLUT-SHAMING YOU, LAQUEENTO. YOU BETTER SETTLE DOWN BEFORE MY TUMBLR–LOLZ SHAMELESS–STARTS JUDGING, THAT’S WHERE ALL THE HIPSTERS LIVE AFTER ALL; YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON THEIR BAD SIDE.)
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SOURCE CAN’T BE MAD AT A DUDE WITH GLITTER ON HIS LAPEL, THOUGH.

LINK LOVE:LAQUEENTO GOES TO SOME AWARD THING WITH A MARRIED MAN BECAUSE HE’S KIIIIIND OF A WHORE, YOU GUYS

Just an FYI, it’s whole milk!