Taking The Easy Way Out

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The Colette x Gap pop up shop in NYC is going to be featuring these knit moustache gloves from Jack Spade. Now on any normal day I would be in full support of anything involving moustaches, but I can’t help but feel this is a stupid cop out way of going about something. Not only will it look like you have those wooly caterpillars permanantly attached to your hands, you won’t be the first one to have you Facebook pictures be you at random places across the city with your “moustache” against your face. If you’re a guy just grow a moustache, if Orlando Bloom could do it so can you. If you’re a girl get a tattoo on your finger. This whole moustache on your finger thing isn’t anything new. So don’t be a pansy about it, man up and do the real thing, it’s like buying faux fur.

Thanks to Bandish for the gloves!