Thinking about boys. Lot and lots of boys.
Page 34. Iqons Magazine.
Interview with Christopher Kane.
Tammy (his sister): I was thinking about our beautiful view from the apartment in Paris.
Christopher Kane: Boys after boys after boys!! (Wait. Boys or men? What floats your boat buddy?)
T: So many boys! Young, hot teenage boys [laughter]. There must be an art school nearby or something. (HOT TEENAGE BOYS. Euwy, well maybe they are of age.)
C: They were all on their mopeds ……
T: From 13 years old up. (ILL. OH, MY GOD!!! CHRISTOPHER KANE IS A CREEPY PEDOPHILE!!!)
C : Young, fresh … Why are we talking about boys now??
Why exactly?!? What’s up Christopher Kane? Your boylust is a bit too much. I am so over your collection.
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