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The new J-Crew ads are supposed to be some what reminiscent of every one’s favorite show, Gossip Girl. Uh What? Lets assume that the girl is supposed to be Serena, besides never being seen in J-Crew, she would be decked out in a flashier dress. That Baby Ruth looking piece of shit is not fitting of a Van der Woodsen. I hope that guy in the middle isn’t supposed to be Chuck Bass, mostly because he never wears jeans, and that mix and mash display of dressy and farm boy looks awful. Last but not least, that ugly screen print dress is not fitting of the one and only Blair Waldorf, she would probably slap that poor girl’s eyes round for even trying to look like her. Sorry J-Crew not even you can hack it in the Upper East Side, go back to strip malls in Pennsylvania where you belong.