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Whoever decided that the aesthetic of headphones dangling from your neck would look badass, screen-printed on a tee shirt, is terribly mistaken. Showing the world your undying passion for music through fake skull candy iron-ons actually makes you look more like an emo bandy wannabe if anything at all. And to make matters worse, some idiot designer thought it would be a good idea to lace the necks of tees with animals. Yes! Now you too can look like a tool sporting a python or a dead cat.

Please, take my advice and resist the temptation of buying these awful graphic tees. If your neck is really that lonely, try keeping it company with a scarf, a necklace or a noose.  

 

 

Thanks for the photos Zazzle and UrbanOutfitters!