Edited by Kirby Marzec on
I don’t care if these fake eyelashes are part of the “couture collection”. I don’t care if they are in collaboration with the Dutch designers of Viktor & Rolf. I don’t care if you’ve got some obscene obsession with sparkles or lace or feathers. Fake eyelashes, no matter who makes them or what they are made of, are a no-no. I took one look at the photo above and thought two tarantulas were attacking the disgustingly pale model. Slap on the green feathered fakes and people will question your daily hygiene thinking you’ve mold growing out of your eyes. Please, save the fake eyelashes for the runways and the editorials. Remember, it’s all about the natural look (surprise, surprise) and I don’t know of anyone who was born with blue peacock feathers coming out of their face.
Thanks Shu Uemura!











