The Bashed: Ugg boots

Amanda Gabriele, Contributor October 27 at 3:14 | Comments | TWEET THIS

The first Northeast Ohio snow flurries sprinkled my freshly straightened hair as I walked into work this morning. I hate snow with all my heart, but I despise Ugg boots more. And in Kent, OH, snow can only mean a parade of these precipitation-stained ogre shoes.

This post should come with a warning because what you’re about to see may shock, frighten, and/or induce seizures. The new Uggs have just arrived, and they are uglier than ever. This hybrid mix of revolting pink suede that is spewing sheepskin all over the outside of itself has left me speechless. And since we are tormenting ourselves already, I’ve included a photo of my favorite style, the camouflage Uggs.

I’m hoping this little squall is a minor phase in the weather until the end of November. But you never know, so I’m preparing myself for the worst. Because trust me, you’ve never dug your car out of the snow until you’ve done it while the girl beside you in pastel-purple Uggs is whining about the weather into her gem-encrusted cell phone. Don’t fuck with me Mother Nature, it’s too soon.