Edited by Lester Brathwaite on
Newlyweds, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, will be visiting the lesser coast of America this summer with a trip to California.
The two kids will go on a “Tour of Canada” in early July then make their way down to California from July 8th-10th.
This will be William’s first official trip to the states, though he’s been here before “privately,” which I’m guessing involved Harry and a few keg stands. For Kate, however, this will be her very first trip to our lovely shores, so California, don’t fuck it up by…well, being California.* [Official Royal Wedding]
*Okay, so I’m bitter they’re not coming to New York, sue me. What, they’re too good to get pickpocketed on the subway?
I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both.
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