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Turns out Lydia Hearst life is a load of shit. Well at least her Chronicled life is. Seems like her column for Page Six magazine is nothing more than a facade written by some underpaid ghost writer. Most of the column is prepared by way of emails in which a staff writer asks Hearst a series of questions and then attempts to make cohesive sense out of the ramblings.

The shit hit the literary fan when Lydia made some comments about Hearst’s decision to cancel their Christmas party, calling them out for their Scrooge like behavior. The story was quickly written about by the Post in Lydia’s column making it seem like the quasi-celebrity was ready to bite the hand that feeds her modeling gigs.

Oh Lydia, we thought we knew you well.

This probably means the end to Lydia’s byline. Which means there is probably a position at the Post right now for a lazy writer/wannabe celeb. He Ruppert, if you’re reading this, hook a brother up…