Edited by Lester Brathwaite on
Mariah Carey is pregnant, so we expect her to be big as a (sperm) whale. That and because she’s also Mariah Carey. But god bless her diamond-encrusted heart for trying to make us think any different.
Jezebel is reporting that Mimi looked a little less…plump on her Christmas special last night (right), as opposed to her recent gig on HSN (left). With a little help from her camera friends, Mrs. Canon managed to tighten up her frame without ever setting foot into a gym.
I’m not at all surprised that Mimi would change the aspect ratio of her entire concert special. I mean, that’s just classic Mariah. Classic, crazy, spray-painting-abs, stripping-down-on-MTV, only-eating-blue-M&Ms, marrying-Nick Cannon classic Mariah.
The fact that she’s schilling on HSN, however, is a new low.
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