The Only Moustache Better Than Chuck Norris’

These solid gold moustache chains are hotter than Kanye’s Jesus piece. For $200 a piece you can rock the most baller ’stache on the block. Your choices are either bushy or well constructed.

Don’t get too cocky though or Chuck Norris will roundhouse the crap out of you for not respecting the moustache he prides himself on. For more on these amazing pieces check out Magic Pony.