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Is that a…? There’s no way that’s a giant…! HOLY SWEET JESUS CHRIST THAT IS A GIANT DICK! It’s official ladies, you can now be fucked by Jesus! I’d say congrats to homosexuals too, but Jesus has been fucking them for centuries by telling everyone they are going to hell for chasing the gopher into the hole. The Holy Soap allows nuns (and 76.5% of priests) to hide their dirty toys from the commoners eye in the shape of soap. Next time you go over to Father John’s house for dinner and you hear him in the next room over mummbling his Hail Mary, might I suggest clinching your cheeks and running for the hills, because he’s just warming himself up after a couple glasses of “the blood of Christ”.

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