THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed]

Edited by Hillary Frazier on October 7 2009 at 1:54 PM

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] John Gosselin withdrew $200,000 from his joint bank account after being specifically ordered not to. Here’s what Buzzfeed thinks he’s probably spending it on:

1. 4,000 Ed Hardy Trucker Hats

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] 2. 25, 673 (4oz.) Cans of Axe Body Spray

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed]

3. 13, 333 Brass ‘Truck Nuts’

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed]

4. 2, 051 Embroidered Men’s Blouses

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] 5. 322 Front Row Tickets to UFC Championship Fights

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] 6. 626 Pairs of True Religion Bootcut Jeans

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] 7. 8,003 Half Hour Mystic Tanning Sessions

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] 8. 3,418 Affliction Shirts

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] 9. 32,000 Puka Shell Necklaces

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed] 10. (And the only acceptable one) 89 Months of Child Support: The average is $280 per child, per month, which would make John’s monthly payment for all of his kids $2,240. Should’ve thought about that before you cheated and then agreed to a divorce, Johnny!