This list was too big for just ten. Here’s 20 celebrity hairstyles that just bother us.
1. Kate Goesslin- I’m not really sure what she’s thinking with that little spike in the back. I mean, I know that it’s “her thing” but…why would you want that to be your thing?
2. Cassie/Carmen Electra/Amber Rose/Alice Dellal- Shaved heads on girls = not good, unless you’re a punk, which clearly, none of these girls are.
3. Billy Ray Cyrus- This is better than the Achey Breaky mullet, but the whole surfer/highlights thing is trying a little too hard for a 47-year-old dad.
4. Donald Trump- I don’t even know what is going on. How does he even get his hair like that?
5. Amy Winehouse- The beehive was cool for like, a day, but as soon as Wino started falling apart, so did her hive.
6. Megan Fox at the MTV awards- I don’t even need to talk about this…this makes her head look so oddly shaped, it makes me laugh.
7. Agyness Deyn- Sometimes I really like Aggy’s hair, sometimes I don’t. This looks a little Warhol, back to the drawing board for this mop-top
8. Carrot Top- I know it’s natural, but this is a little too carrot-y and disheveled. And wtf is up with his eyebrows?
9. Celebrity sons that look like daughters- Cindy Crawford’s son is literally the most beautiful kid I’ve ever seen, but his hair makes him look like a girl. Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker’s sons also look like they could be daughters. Haircuts, please.
10. Betsey Johnson- I love her designs, but have always hated her hair.
11. Robert Pattinson- Not my choice, I love him and his crazy hair, but I do agree, it’s a little too talked about.
12. Rihanna- Time for a new hairstyle, please. I still like it, I always liked it, but it’s getting old.
13. Victoria Beckham- She pioneered the bob, but that was years ago.
14. Katie Holmes- Same story as the two above. Moving on.
15. Zac Efron- The surf look is a little too grown out for Zefron, just a little bit shorter, please.
16. Brett Michaels- I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that Brett Michael’s lips look like a woman, or that I can’t wear a headband or scarf around my head without being called Brett Michaels.
17. Jethro Cave- Just a little too over the top. Corey, please don’t do this with your hair
18. Katy Perry- I loved Katy Perry’s hair long and curled. Grow it back out!
19. Adam Lambert- I know he’s trying to be the epitome of a ‘rock star,’ but scene kid hair is very 2006. He probably takes longer to straighten and tease his hair than I do to shower and put on a full face of makeup.
20. J.Lo- Everyone’s saying it’s a wig, what do you think?
I’m prepared for the hate comments. Anyone you think we missed?
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