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This was the year of the ugly shoe, from Christian Louboutin to Alexander McQueen’s Lobster Claw shoes, 2009 had it all!
1. Blondes X Christian Louboutin Spike Shoes: tacky tacky with some added sparkley tack!
2. The Lunar Race, by Harajuku Location, Nike: the perfect sneaker for the play-doh lover in all of us.
3. Osborn Design Studio booties: umh?
4. Elisa Lindenberg Moga e Mago: Remember weaving plastic yarn in middle school to make key chains? Prob could have made these as well!
5. Jeremy Scott JS Wings Crystallized sneakers: Let’s play ‘guess how many rhinestones are on here.’
6. Surface to Air: Gladiator meets orthopedic meets cheetah!
7. Comme des Garsons: Sharpie marker, check! Oxfords, check! Drunken DIY project, check!
8. ‘Leora’ by Sergio Rossi: My Little Pony was murdered for these! Oh the outrage!
9. Givenchy Bondage Oxford: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Hey Givenchy!
10. Alexander McQueen Lobster Claw: Everyone wants them…but boy are they UGLY!
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