Top Ten Flat Chested Celebrities

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Complex magazine, always at the forefront of taste and class, created a list for the hottest celebrity members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Here we share…

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.

GRACE PARK

• Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.

ANNALYNNE MCCORD

• Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.

OLIVIA MUNN

• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.

FREIDA PINTO

• Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’!

KRISTEN BELL

• Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either.

NATALIE PORTMAN

• She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?

ALICIA KEYS

• We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.

SASHA GREY

• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.

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