ill_threadz, you must be a chick. Lovin’ boobs is a biological response to female fertility. you can get all historical and sociological about it, or you can just recognize that boobs are one of the sweet pleasures in life accorded to (straight) men.

now, I agree that chesticles out in public would be pretty sweet, but then we’d also need to get used to public boners, too.

i suppose that, historically, this is a direct result of america’s puritan beginnings. but it has resulted in at least one obvious double-standard that still leaves me scratching my head. women can’t go topless on the beach or anywhere else in public. yet an overweight man with large, pendulous breasts is perfectly fine.

in fact the mere mention of the word “boobies” makes american males go bonkers. what’s up with that?