Trendspark: Hipster Terrorists

Corey Moran, Mens Editor December 3 at 1:13 | Comments | TWEET THIS

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Apparently even terrorists are Hipsters! The old school, full face mask and black traditional dress is out! After the terrorist attacks on Mumbai the entire terrorist image has been transformed. The new school terrorist look (as reported by many of the major news sources who covered the attacks) tags terrorists wearing high end denim and tee shirts, not covering their faces (clearly in attempt to become “it” terrorists), using their Blackberrys to map out their attacks, gathering information through Twitter to locate people in the hotel and to gain information on what was happening outside, and last but not least, the most important fact of them all (thus landing them into the Hipster category), they blew a shitload of cocaine to stay awake! So I think it is safe to say that we can blame all those damn Hipsters in Williamsburg for this monstrosity. Next thing you know these guys will be wearing full neon to blind enemy snipers, and wayfarer shooting glasses to help with their aim!