TrendSpark: Hipsters Wearing Crocs
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Goddamnit!!! I was afraid this might happen. I haven’t been on The Cobra Snake for sometime but today I jumped on to check out some photos from recent events I’m not cool enough to get invited to. Anywho, aside from being shocked by the unforgiving amounts of Henry Holland candids, I spotted the photo above in one of the galleries. Why hipster scum, why?!? There is no need to support Crocs. They are ugly little monsters that make you look like a complete fly-over state reject. Please, do not copy this trend. No one needs to support Crocs rise.
Wait. Just realized something. Crocs are to the Millennium, as Sketchers are to the 90’s. Damn, that’s a scary thought. On a side note, isn’t it time Sketchers got cool again, eh?
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Em
