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Madonna’s Chanel pumps. Lindsay’s Balenciaga gladiators. Mary-Kate’s Givenchy sandals. What do all of these have in common? I want them, in my closet, right now. Shoe whores love ridiculous, over-the-top teeter-totter heels that we have to train ourselves to walk in. I am always on the look out for the most outrageous shoes, and these ladies have impressed me greatly. Now if only I could get my hands on some in time for the holidays…
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.