Edited by Amanda Gabriele on
People today are such slobs. The street is littered with untucked shirts, sagging pants and droopy socks. What happened to the gentlemen and ladies of eras past? More importantly, what ever happened to sock garters? They are the foundation of a gentleman’s wardrobe, along with bow ties, bowlers, suspenders and pipes. So, let’s stop looking sloppy and start looking snazzy! I wonder if Chuck Bass wears sock garters…
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.