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So I was a tomboy until like age 19. Now I can’t get enough of sequins and boys and smelling my hair, and whatever else it is girls like.

However. I feel the line must be drawn somewhere.

Completely Bare‘s Opulent Bikini Wax gives your girl quite the treatment. A full, standard bikini wax, plus “a 24-karat gold spray” (shiny!).

And if that doesn’t make you just itch, they hand-apply Swarovski crystals.  Yes.  There.  For Valentine’s Day Completely Bare will offer a heart of red Swarovski crystals, or the initials of your lovey.

Oh, and just because they’re such sports, you can also choose a broken heart or skull & crossbones.

Apparently they’ve been doing this for years.

What the heck happened to chocolate for Valentine’s Day? How about a fistful of flowers? My heart hurts.

From Spoiled Pretty.