Two Girls,One Cup: Another Over Priced New York Facial?

The latest facial to hit New York is one made from a rather unsavory special ingredient.

How do I properly describe this one? Okay, so lets say you’re walking down the street and a pigeon accidentally drops a huge load of shit on your face. Would you a) proceed to vomit fearing that some of the flying rats turd managed to make it in your mouth, b) head to the nearest rest room and begin to remove the fecal matter with boiling hot water, soak and a vigorous scrubbing, or c) beging to rub the flub all over your face and thank god you just got a bird poop facial for $180 less than you’d pay at Shizuka New York (7 W 51st St #6)?

He should have just rubbed it right in. 

That’s right indies, the newest beauty trend that’s hitting the streets of NYC are bird shit facials!!! Being called the Geisha Facial due to it’s Japanese inspiration, the facial consists of a product made from nightingale excrement, rich in amino acid guanine, which is thought to brighten and cleanse the skin.  What’s really odd about the poopidge is that it has a really strog musky smell that needs to be neutralized with rice bran or other scent deflecting products.

Either way, I’m in no rush to have someone smear bird shit on my face. Especially not for $180 bucks.

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