Tyler Durden’s Soap of Choice (Look It Up If You Don’t Get the Reference)

This product is good for people like Cory Kennedy, who need a shower yet refuse to do so unless there are drugs involved. Perfect if you need to stay clean and shoot up at the same time (or is that an oxymoron?).

Check out the product description:

“For when you need to get “operating room” clean. This clear and icy-blue bar contains a plastic 3cc syringe - which makes a great squirt gun in the bathtub once the soap is gone. A fresh, clean, green scent of white tea, spring breezes, and clean air make this soap an interesting conversation piece as well as a refreshing shower experience.”

Disclaimer: There are no sharp parts on the syringe. Each glycerin soap bar is around 4.5 oz by weight, and sealed tightly in plastic wrap and made in a dedicated soap laboratory, where there are no animals or smokers.