Uhhhhhh Andre, I’m Gonna Say No!
Why is it that every rapper with a modicum of celebrity feels that they automatically should become a quote un-quote designer. Now regardless of the fact that Andre 3000 is a highly successful artist, his track record in the style department is more like a criminal record at Rykers and some body’s gettin gang-banged in the yard.
However, bein’ the gentle soul that I am *crickets*, I always give everyone a chance to prove that they will fail………wait, lemme try that again. Even tho’ I keep a positive mind-set until people make a complete fool of themselves………..mm-mm, that’s not it either. Let’s try something totally different. Andre 3000 is crazier than a soup sandwich, therefore expect his line to reflect that state of mind.
I’m really just a douchebag that enjoys thinking up the best cracks that I can put into a post, cuz honestly, Andre’s kinda serious about this. He’s funded the whole line himself, gotten advice from Anna Wintour, and sketched the clothes all by himself. The collection, Benjamin Bixby, is inspired by 1930’s style with collegiate sweater jackets, fedoras, waistcoats, riding boots and other things your great grand daddy donated to the Goodwill. Here’s to Andre doing something different I just hope this isn’t one of the pieces:
I actually really love Andre, but he’s still 2 scoops of ‘taters short of a family bucket at KFC.
-Z’maji, The Glam’Rist
