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Edited by on January 6 2009 at 11:54 AM

Wanna Smell Like a Cold Blood Thirsty Vampire?

Finally saw the movie last week, and I must admit it was as bad as people claimed. Yes, Robbie Pattinson IS HOT, and Bella is beautiful, but the script and direction were awful. I was left with too many questions, not enough action, and a sappy PG love story…

On that note, we might be late on writing about this, but Twilight has released a fragrance that is being sold at Hot Topic. And I’m confused on the inspiration for this smell, maybe blood, and why the hell is it shaped like an apple? Now that I think of it, it kinda looks familiar, sort of like an old Nina Ricci perfume that I once had…

Honestly, I would have preferred a lotion that makes my skin look ‘diamond like.’

Please comment if you’ve smelled this dreck, and let us know what this smells like.

Thanks Perez Hilton

Story by Rebecca Alexander

Rebecca does not like biographies. They are stupid and she would rather spend her time editing the site. Which she does with great vigor.