By spending shit loads on his shoes. These shoes are from the designers Rive Gauche collection which means they cost more than your monthly rent, but honestly, not to sound all Carrie like (because SJP does that so well by herself), I think the top pair is quite capable of getting even the most unattractive load of lard noticed on the street. Boys love heels, ain’t gonna lie. So if you want to honor the designer who helped infuse a bit of color in modeling, pick up one of these summer shoes.
Futurist, Husband, Lover of Small Animals. I'm the quintessential jaded New Yorker with a mind for all things fashion. My articles are the type you'd expect from the popular girl at school; mean spirited and ready to pour some pigs blood on your homemade prom dress.
