Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley- Like two peas in a pod...a terribly unfortunate dress pod.
Eva Green- Did you used to be a Frockette?
Anna Friel- Your stylist forgot to tell you that her pit bull accidentally threw up the garbage he ate all over your evening gown. Oops!
Eva Birthistl- I would really appreciate it if you would give me my Christmas tree skirt back. Thanks.
Is this some kind of practical joke? Last night’s British Independent Film Awards had a red carpet full of unfortunately dressed celebrities…the ones who typically look the best everywhere else! Sorry ladies, the Boston Tea Party happened in 1773…if you’re seeking your revenge for those high taxes back in the day, this is certainly not the way to do it.
Thanks Jezebel!
Dior, Not War.
