When Will Amy Winehouse Die?

Corey Moran, Mens Editor June 23 at 11:16 | Comments | TWEET THIS

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By now we all know that Amy Winehouse is a raging drug and alcohol addict, and with her death closing in fast we figured there was nothing better to do than predict when it is going to be. Daniel Saynt is being quite the ironic optimist and giving her until the new year. He can’t decide whether is will be New Year’s Eve or New Year’s Day. Daniel gets more analytical than an ESPN reporter saying, “It all depends on when she starts smoking crack. Since it is a holiday I assume she’ll start using around 8pm so I’ll give her until 11:50pm, but they might try to revive her carrying her depressing life into the next morning.” I say there is no hope for her. In her seemingly desperate attempt to be the new school Janis Joplin, I give Amy until Halloween only because the thought of smoking crack in scary costumes and eating candy sounds enticing to me, and I don’t even smoke crack. I will also add that if she does go down on Halloween, she’ll most likely be in costume which will make is so much more exciting. We want to hear what you think indies, so get your predictions posted ASAP!