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Chloe Sevigny Circa 2004

I am having real difficulty with this one. Why are all you hipsters out there still rocking this look? White Wayfarers were first worn by Chloe Sevigny in 2004, more than 4 years ago. The look was forward back then, but it’s been along time since 04 when the glasses we’re hip. Now they are not. They are far from cool.

Remember indies, something is only cool as long as you can’t pick them up at Urban Outfitters for $20 bucks. You see when that happens, instantaneously the look becomes available across the country, leading to kids from Montana rocking the look as they head home to watch Napoleon Dynamite for the hundredth time. So please, please, please stop rocking white wayfarers. They make you look like a sad dejected Chloe freak and no one should have to look like that.