Edited by Lauren Garroni on
I did a double take this morning as I was looking through People.com
Can you tell who this is?
For me it looks like a biazarre mix of Heather Locklear and Amanda Bynes
Can you believe it is Jessica Simpson
It might be a wrong angle or what she looks without make-up, but boy does Simpson look rough.
There once was a girl from California who bitch slapped Anna Wintour and then called Andre Leon Tally a fatty. That girl wasn't me but god was she fucking cool.
Love: foreign fashion magazines, newstands, charlotte rampling, silent movies
Hate: Lilo, ScarJo, The Zoe, trends, but chiefly hipsters-fuck hipsters