Why Does Mommy Drink Daddy? And Other Questions Heatherette’s Are Asking Right Now.
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We know where this is heading.
It starts with Daddy staying a little too late at work with his new secretary. Then mommy’s crying in the bathroom with a bottle of gin. And pretty soon you have two Christmas’ and a slew of step brothers who like playing “Hide the Inhaler” when you come over.
The break up is so eminent. Richie Rich has signed with shit maker Hot Topic to create a line of clothing without Heatherette.
“He didn’t want to do it,” sighs Richie. “They asked Heatherette to do it initially, but Traver said no, so I was like, well I’ll do it! I love Hot Topic!”
The line will hit the retailer in the near future and should fit well with equally crappy goods from Perez Hilton and Avril Levine.
Dammit Richie, we wanted to like you but this is unforgivable. Hot Topic is where emos go to die!!!
