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As the new face of Campari, Jessica Alba did a photo shoot for the brand’s most recent campaign. I am astonished at how much they airbrushed her body and face. In the before Photoshop picture, she looks gorgeous and full of life. The after shot makes her look bony, uncomfortable and unnatural. I don’t understand why someone with a figure as lovely as hers is subject to such extreme touch-ups. If you’re going to make people look like aliens, at least do a better job. It’s bad when a Photoshop amateur like myself is telling the big guns their work sucks.
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