Would You Really Want To Smell Like This?

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Kim Kardashian is teaming up with New Wave Fragrances to come out with her own perfume…Why? No one is actually going to buy it. I can only imagine this smelling like the greasy food she eats, that goes straight to her ass and chest, her boyfriend Reggie Bush’s jockstrap, with a hint of hooker. Kim my advice for you is to stick to what you are good at…being a C-list celebrity and making sex tapes with R&B singers.

 

Warning: Directly applying this fragrance to one’s skin may cause a significant increase in ass size.