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Me: “Seriously, I want to know what the theme of this party was, because everyone is dressed ridiculous”
Rebecca: “Douchebags. The theme was douchbag.”
The only thing I’m okay with from Kelis is that hair. It’s cool hair, but you’re 29. Maybe 10 years ago I would’ve praised you for this, but right now I’ll just say…really? I’m also not exactly sure why everyone is dressed so weird at this event, and I know you think your “milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,” but you’re going to be a mom now, put a bra on.
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