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You Might Be an Ano
If mosquitoes mistake your tits for spots their buddies already visited, you might be an ano.
Another day, another spread featuring ultra thin models. This time it’s a spread by fashion photographer Chadwick Tyler (who recently shot photos for V Magazines scandalous June nude new model issue).
The girls here make me want to barf up my lunch, and not cause I have any desire to look like an emaciated Holocaust victim, but because walking skeletons freak me the fuck out. Spooky.
PS. “You might be an ano” is the new “You might be a redneck”. Spread it like Tabasco sauce on celery sticks.
If you’re so thin that gravity has become more of an “option” than a rule of science, you might be an ano.
If size zero jean shorts fit you looser than a hefty bag, you might be an ano.
If your daily regimen of water and low-fat bean sprouts don’t provide you with enough biotin to grow eyebrows, you might be an ano.
If wearing a jacket becomes a safety risks for fear of breaking your shoulders, you might be an ano.
If your head becomes so “heavy” that you need another ano friend to support it, you might be an ano.
If she dies from the weight of your head on her shoulder, she might be an ano.
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