by Josh Linam on
Chopped from trees, stripped of bark and whittled into solid, wearable creations – they’ll chafe the Hell out of your feet. Fashion Indie brings you… a bunch of wooden shoes.
Fashionable as some may be, wood shoes are generally better to admire than wear. Top Tip: Whilst placing stylish wood shoes above the mantle, avoid contact with fireplace.
When your feet are on burning after a long day of wood-shoe walking – remember. Only you can prevent forest fires. But never stomp out a fire wearing wood shoes. Aye caramba.