A Zombie Can’t Walk in 5-inch Stilettos
At least I don’t think they can. The differences between zombies and supermodels are few and far between since they’re both basically the walking dead. Luckily we have this chart to help discern the two.
This guide’s pretty spot-on, however, real supermodels lifespans are much longer.
Sure, the everyday, run-of-the-mill model has a lifespan of about 5 years, longer if they get in right after puberty.
But the Supermodel — the Giseles, Naomis, Lindas, Kates, Imans, Christys and Cindys of the world…they live FOREVER.
Hmm…maybe they are zombies after all.
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