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- American Apparel continues to lose money while pervy CEO Dov Charney continues to rake it in with a $10 million paycheck. As the saying goes, you get what you pay for. And for AA, that’s apparently herpes. [The Cut]

- Taiwan’s Eva Airlines allows you to fly in style, that is if you have the style of a 13-year-old Japanese schoolgirl. Eva’s line of Hello Kitty-branded airplanes is basically JetBlue on a potent combination of acid, ketamine and adorable. [Buzzfeed]

- Calvin Klein decided to get with the times, if the times was two years ago, by joining Tumblr. [WWD]

- Not to rain on Azealia Banks‘ Met Gala parade, but rumor has it that another neon-haired raptress was asked to perform before her [hint: she's a stupid hoe] but never signed a contract so Ms. Bank$ was a last minute replacement. Well, one bad bitch’s loss is another bad bitch’s gain. [Page Six]

- Victoria Beckham‘s nine-month-old daughter Harper has already been offered her first modeling gig. Well with her random, unexplained tantrums and hysterical crying, she’ll fit right in. [Telegraph]

- Elle.com‘s lost over half of its editorial staff after editorial director Keith Pollock jumped ship for new digital pub Du Jour and brought along two editors with him — no one said it was a big editorial staff. Wait, does that mean they’re hiring? #kidding #notreally [Fashionista]

- Speaking of jumping ship, that quel scandalous kimono allegedly belonging to Titanic survivor Lady Duff Gordon sold for over $75,000. [WWD]

- Jessica Simpson has finally given birth after a gestation period rivaling that only of elephants and Mariah Carey. Note, not a fat joke, but interpret it as you will. [Elle]