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BASH: Lindsay Lohan

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With all this talk about war, I figured you Indies needed something stupid to take your minds off this grown up spat whilst we bust some skulls! Do you remember when you’d watch a Lindsey Lohan movie and before you knew it, you were drooling into your popcorn with the butter like oil substance? There was a time when that freckled bosom was the most searched for thing online. Search engines where crashing at the overwhelming quest of young boys and dirty geezers to find just a twinkle of milky white Mean Girl flesh…………..God, I’ve made me’self hot.

Now-a-days however, I’d rather watch Rosie O’Donnel win a wet t-shirt contest *shiver*. That might be a bit dramatic but I won’t take it back, I’m gangsta like that. However, the disco-stick in my craw is how people magnify her as the holy grail of fashion and style. There’s clearly a contagious fit of annuerisms and the crazies moving through the fashion community. What happened to that hot piece that was making crappy teen movies and bein all readheaded and hot and stuff? This is the problem with celebrity. I always compare fame to one of those sucky face spider things from the movie Alien, it’s ALWAYS gonna end real bad. It just sucks the life from you and all that’s left is an emaciated douchebag on auto-pilot. There is no way I would go near that. Dude, I mean, I wouldn’t hit it with YOUR junk!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

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