BASH: Monkey Moves In With Kim Kardashian

BASH: Monkey Moves In With Kim Kardashian fashion

Kim Kardashian and her rag tag band of related hanger-ons have adopted a chimpanzee. Desperate to get any press they possibly can, the family has brought in the creature in a failed attempted to be “with it”. You see, Kim saw the front page of The Daily News featuring that insane ape, assumed that cause it was NY fashion week it must have been a style story, and quickly headed to the Congo to bag herself a monkey.

That’s my only answer for why she’d insist on getting an animal that is best know for flinging shit at people and going on rampages that result in the permanent disigurement of elderly people. Either way, expect a sex tape in a couple of days.

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