by Lester Brathwaite on
Grammy nominee Justin Bieber is on the cover of Vanity Fair. I just burst into tears while writing that.
“Is this the adorable, inescapable face of 2011?”
Sure, why not? It seems tweenaged girls are dictating the shape of this year, four days in, meaning that 2011 has already nosedived straight into hell.
While we’re at it, let’s just oust Obama and elect Bieber as President, Taylor Swift can be his VP, Katy Perry as Secretary of State and the cast of the Jersey Shore can make up the rest of the Cabinet.
One nation under Bieber, indivisible, with jeggings and Twitter for all.
Photo: Vanity Fair