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by on August 13, 2012

In celebrity relationship news, spinster actress Jennifer Anniston has finally gotten engaged to actor boyfriend Justin Theroux. Advantage, Team Jennifer

Brangelina Snoozes and Loses, Jennifer Aniston Gets Engaged

While everyone was speculating if Brangelina were going to tie the knot last weekend, Miss Jennifer Anniston undercut the power couple and had a wedding announcement of hew own to share. The actress and boyfriend for over a year, Justin Theroux are now engaged.

The couple met on the set of the film Wanderlust and have been dating since May of 2011. The “Sexiest Woman of All Time” is finally settling down again, but not after obtaining a long grocery list of celebrity ex-boyfriends. People were the first to report of the actress’ engagement and we’re sure the Team Angelina are stewing in an adoption agency nearby.

With the two couples slated to wed around the same time, we’re excited to see a battle of the brides as Team Jennifer and Team Angelina go head-to-head with who can have the more outrageous wedding. In the end, who’s the ultimate winner? Only time will tell and may the best bride win.


Contributed by Emily Draznik

Chicago transplant and aspiring gay icon. I hold the belief that puns are the highest form of humor and love writing about fashion and everything in between.