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Can We Discuss What’s Happening with Miss Universe?


The global pageant which pits former Honey Boo Boo’s against each other for the chance to be eye raped by Trump and completely forgotten in a year just hosted their 2012 competition. I have no effing clue who won, cause I was completely distracted by these idiotic costumes.

14 reasons why my daughter will never be subjected to senseless posing and poor wardrobing choices after the jump…

Can We Discuss Whats Happening with Miss Universe?Can We Discuss Whats Happening with Miss Universe?

Can We Discuss Whats Happening with Miss Universe?

Can We Discuss Whats Happening with Miss Universe?

I really think this last one should have won.

Wearing a dress made up of naked black chicks warrants an instant crown in my book.

 

Written by Beca Alexander

My spirit animal is Michelle Harper.