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CELEBULITE, CITY, CULTURE, FEATURED, GIRLS, Mens, SEX, THE BURNBOOK, TOTALLY GRATUITOUS / June 8 2011 5:04 PM

Dick Move, Weiner

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Back in the days when Twitter was what birds did and cell phones were still the size of small ponies, lucky girls across America could send their racy snail-mail pics to current (and besmirched) New York Representative Anthony Weiner via the address posted on his Cosmo Magazine profile. Yes, you read that right. Tony scored himself a place on Cosmo’s list of “101 Gorgeous Real Life Bachelors,” including an interview and picture under the highly ironic headline “The Future President?” Question mark indeed.

Dick Move, Weiner

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CELEBULITE, RANDOM COOL SHIT, THE BURNBOOK / May 4 2011 11:01 AM

Princess Beatrice and the Hat Worth a Thousand Facebook Comments

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Is it a uterus? An alien? A reindeer? An overgrown hearing aid? A satellite receptor? A toilet seat? The list goes on, it’s really quite hard to stop. These are all pressing questions posed by more than 132,000 members of the Princess Beatrice‘s Ridiculous Royal Wedding Hat Facebook group. I feel it is my duty, as the foremost authority* on Ridiculous Hats to clarify: It is actually a fascinator. One, in fact, made by Philip Treacy. Let us remind ourselves that the legendary hat maker crafted 36 hats/fascinators/headpieces for the Royal Wedding. It’s pure odds that 1 out of 36 would turn out… well… odd.

Princess Beatrice and the Hat Worth a Thousand Facebook Comments

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THE BURNBOOK / November 26 2010 4:27 PM

Chola Kardashian Collaborates With Sketchers… GROSS

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Launching in 2011, the campaign will include a “Shaping Up with the Kardashians” mother-daughter fitness challenge and a holiday giveaway (running now until Jan. 10). From promiscuous sex tapes to sick acne problems, the Kardash sisters have done it all… But collaborating with SKETCHERS just proves my point that they’re in it for the money.

Chola Kardashian Collaborates With Sketchers... GROSS

As for the details here’s what they paid them to say:

“My mom and I are thrilled to be joining the Skechers family to help promote health and wellness,” Kim says in the release.

“Shape-ups have already impacted my fitness routine for the better.

“I am always on the move and never know exactly when I can fit in my next workout.

“Skechers Shape-ups help me get the most out of every step.”

“The Skechers Shape-ups styles are perfect for the woman on the go,” adds Kris.

“As a working mother of six, I am constantly on my feet, running from one appearance to the next, but with Shape-ups, I am always working out, even when I’m working.”

P.S. where’s Kim’s make up artist today? I feel like she looks like a chola whenever she doesn’t wear her amaze smokey eyes… yup I said it, chola.

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