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Oopsie. Someone is celebrating Mother’s Day on the wrong end too soon. Aside from a time machine with a box of condoms, here are some gift ideas for the Teen Mom in your life.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
When it comes to fashion, America has a checkered history of following trends. Sure, there have been the good — the Brit-Mod 60s, the wrap-dress 70s, the coke-bag 80s — but for every Mondrian shift there’s a Juicy Couture tracksuit. Whether imported or homegrown, these trends have created a blight on American fashion. By pointing them out FashionIndie hopes to do our patriotic duty to right the sartorial wrongs of our fore-mothers and fathers and build a better, fiercer future for the children. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
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This is severely disappointing. Upon horrified sight of this on Saks.com, reactions heard ’round the FashionIndie office ranged, “Are those Crocs?” “Oh. God. No!” “Chistopher Kane?!” “Did he collab with Aerosoles or something?” I personally got surges of orthopedic, walker-bound, going to play bridge at the senior home, fused with those sandals you wore to the water park as a child, mixed with 90s dyed-to-match Bat Mitzvah shoes. C’mon, Chris, you can do better than that. Now just guess how much they go for.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Or is it a German line of ugly shoes? Either way, the shoes are German and an eye sore.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Sometimes a gasp is out of pure joy, astonishment and wonder — those are the best times. And other times, a gasp can come from sheer and abject horror. Witness the latter thanks to one Miss Cameron Diaz at The Weinstein Company‘s Golden Globes after party.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Active wear brand Lululemon specializes in yoga clothes, running gear and apparently unintended racism. Their Pacific Run Long Sleeve shirt — “the ideal road run companion” — comes in five colors, all of which are modeled by the same, white male model. That is, all but one. Inexplicably, but I guess rather fittingly, the black version of the Pacific Run Long Sleeve is modeled by a black model, whose junk — also inexplicably — is on major display.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Well, it looks like Twitter has become the voice of a generation. A generation that can only express itself in 140 characters — or less — but a voice nonetheless. Just ask Topman, who pulled two T-shirts from its collection because of negative Tweetback (Twitter feedback, fyi).
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
Poor Beyoncé. On the heels of announcing her pregnancy in true diva style — dramatically and with a tossed microphone — she’s back helping mom Tina Knowles on that blight on fashion’s facade fashion line House of Deréon*. One minute you’re woman-handling two hyenas in Givenchy Haute Couture, the next you’re in a snakeskin-print jumper because your mom paid for voice/dance/tranny heel lessons 40 years ago.
Edited by Lester Brathwaite
- Noted bad bitch in heels, Victoria Beckham, will be heel-less thanks to a silly old slipped disc she may have suffered while wearing said heels when she was pregnant. It’s called commitment, kids. [Daily Mail]
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Revered luxury brand Shameless flesh peddler, Abercrombie & Fitch is offering the Jersey Shore‘s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino compensation to stop wearing their clothes because he apparently hurts their image in a strange case of the dumpster calling the garbage can “trash.”
