Fashion Indie

Dick Move, Weiner

Back in the days when Twitter was what birds did and cell phones were still the size of small ponies, lucky girls across America could send their racy snail-mail pics to current (and besmirched) New York Representative Anthony Weiner via the address posted on his Cosmo Magazine profile. Yes, you read that right. Tony scored himself a place on Cosmo’s list of “101 Gorgeous Real Life Bachelors,” including an interview and picture under the highly ironic headline “The Future President?” Question mark indeed.

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Princess Beatrice and the Hat Worth a Thousand Facebook Comments

Is it a uterus? An alien? A reindeer? An overgrown hearing aid? A satellite receptor? A toilet seat? The list goes on, it’s really quite hard to stop. These are all pressing questions posed by more than 132,000 members of the Princess Beatrice‘s Ridiculous Royal Wedding Hat Facebook group. I feel it is my duty, as the foremost authority* on Ridiculous Hats to clarify: It is actually a fascinator. One, in fact, made by Philip Treacy. Let us remind ourselves that the legendary hat maker crafted 36 hats/fascinators/headpieces for the Royal Wedding. It’s pure odds that 1 out of 36 would turn out… well… odd.

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Russell Brand Tweets Awkward, No Makeup Photo of Katy Perry

It’s common practice for the stalkerazzi to post heinous photos of celebrities sans makeup, exposing their most vulnerable moments to the world for a laugh. But for Katy Perry’s own hubby to pull that trick? Ouch. More unfortunately unflattering makeup-less celebrities after the jump.

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The NY Times Calls Kardashian Sisters Temporary, I Feel Sweeping Joy

The New York Times just reviewed the newest DASH boutique in SoHo, and to no one’s surprise, think it’s mediocre at best.

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Chola Kardashian Collaborates With Sketchers… GROSS

Launching in 2011, the campaign will include a “Shaping Up with the Kardashians” mother-daughter fitness challenge and a holiday giveaway (running now until Jan. 10). From promiscuous sex tapes to sick acne problems, the Kardash sisters have done it all… But collaborating with SKETCHERS just proves my point that they’re in it for the money.

As for the details here’s what they paid them to say:

“My mom and I are thrilled to be joining the Skechers family to help promote health and wellness,” Kim says in the release.

“Shape-ups have already impacted my fitness routine for the better.

“I am always on the move and never know exactly when I can fit in my next workout.

“Skechers Shape-ups help me get the most out of every step.”

“The Skechers Shape-ups styles are perfect for the woman on the go,” adds Kris.

“As a working mother of six, I am constantly on my feet, running from one appearance to the next, but with Shape-ups, I am always working out, even when I’m working.”

P.S. where’s Kim’s make up artist today? I feel like she looks like a chola whenever she doesn’t wear her amaze smokey eyes… yup I said it, chola.

Top 5 Sexy Costumes For Halloween

So Halloween is coming fast upon us. Don’t have an idea what “sexy” being to be? Stop fretting because Fashion Indie has you covered.

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Taylor Momsen Reveals Tits/Desperation

17-year-old Taylor Momsen — or as I like to refer to her, ‘My Main Argument for Birth Control’ — flashed her tits while onstage at a concert.

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Say F*ck Off With a Cartoon by aleXsandro Palombo

It’s Stella and Paul McCartney’s turn to say “who?” with the newest Humor Chic illustration from aleXsandro Palombo.

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It’s All One BIG Situation

“A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore”

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Tim Gunn Bashes Gaga!!!

Tim Gunn doesn’t have a fashion boner for Lady Gaga’s “costumes”. He states to OMG, “Who would want to emulate that? It’s not fashion. Those are costumes.” Don’t think someone who only wore Banana Republic suits when he first started on Runway should talk about fashion…

Forbes Knows What We’ve Known for Years – American Vogue Sucks

Forbes put out its list of the world’s most powerful women and , surprise surprise, Anna Wintour came in 49 spots behind Lady Gaga’s number seven at number 56.

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Sluts from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Stumbled upon these “sexy” Star Wars Halloween costumes today, and I want to share them with all of you, dear readers.

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Gap’s New Logo Makes Me Sad

If the people over at Gap think the brand’s new logo will be as recognizable and iconic as the original, blue box they carried for so many years, they are greatly mistaken.

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A Lot of Animals Died for Her to Look This Bad

This is Cicely Tyson. She’s a somebody who’d rather go naked than go without fur. A little overkill, don’t you think?

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Madonna is Pissed. On Manhunt for Photo Leaker.

Remember the terrifying before photos from Madonna’s Dolce & Gabbana photoshoot. Well Madonna knows the images are on the internet (who taught her how to use a computer?!?) and is on the search for the person who leaked them…

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