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Before They Were Trannies: Pamela Anderson

Oh, Pamela Anderson. What the years have done. You used to be perfect whack off fodder and now you’re just looking like a tranisaurus (take note indies, -asaurus is the new -icious).  This is what a steady stream of Malibu sun and rockstar cum shots will bring you.

Before They Became Pornstars: Heidi Montag

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Well since her boob job Heidi Montag has just been slowly but surely heading down the Aubrey O’ Day path of slutiness. Her new video is just a moving American Apparel ad, and I don’t mean that in a good way, I mean it in a “Oh yes I want you to molest me Dov Charney” kind of way. The video is just a series of compromising positions. So much for being a christian artist, unless she wants to get fondled by a nun.

 

Thanks Just Jared for the liquid gold that are these pictures

Michael Phelps Rocks Pornstache

Olympics Previews - Day -3
Michael Phelps has grown a 1970’s style pornstache just in time for Olympics.
Olympics Previews - Day -3
No words….

Brooke Hogan Goes Bananas

I don’t know where to begin. Come on Brooke, we already know you’re trash. There is absolutely no reason why Brooke Hogan should be hanging in a tree. I don’t know what she was trying to prove; maybe skills in acrobatics or most likely she just thought it was hot. Sorry Brooke, the only thing you remind us of here is a monkey. Actually, they do bare quite a striking resemblance.

Before They Were Porn Stars: Katie Price

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Katie Price (also known as Jordan, whose real name is Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield) has been a socialite tabloid celeb for some time. From snow queen, to porn queen, and now to ‘author’ this woman has been keeping herself busy in between the boob jobs and the reality tv shows. Try googling her, and all you get is naked pics of her masturbating. Is that what you really want as publicity for your books? I think not!!!